Nikki Glaser She couldn't resist some star shading in 2025 Golden Globe Opening monologue.
“I'm not here to roast you tonight, and how could I? “You're all so famous and so talented and so powerful,” Glaser, 40, began after taking the stage on Sunday, January 5. “I mean you can really do anything.”
While mocking some of the honorees in Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angelesmade more brutal digs at celebrities who weren't in attendance.
“So, tonight, we celebrate the best movies and make room for television,” she said. “Yes, Wicked, eccentric, whore of the night: These are not just words Ben Affleck Screaming after orgasms. These are some great films nominated tonight.
Glaser continued:Zendaya here. Zendaya, you were amazing Dune (2). Oh my God, I woke up to all your scenes. You were very good. and UnitedGirl? It was very good. I mean this movie was more sexually charged than that Didicredit card.”
She added, “Oh, I'm upset too. The afterparty won't be as good this year. But we have to move on. A.” Stanley Tucci Whimsy doesn't have the same ring. “No baby oil this year, just a lot of olive oil.”
Diddy, 55, was arrested on sex trafficking and other charges in September 2024. He has pleaded not guilty and denied all charges. He has been remanded in prison until his trial later this year despite applying for bail four times.
During another moment of monologue, Glaser called out the candidate Adrien Brody “Twice Holocaust Survivor” based on his roles in World War II era films pianist and Brutal. (Brody, 51, won an Oscar for his film pianist It is very popular Brutal.
She also pointed out any “future criminals” in the crowd, apparently another reference to Diddy. “I really think this is going to be an unforgettable night, and maybe not in the way you think,” Glaser added. “I predict five years from now, when you watch old clips of this on YouTube, you'll see someone in a group shot and you'll say, 'Oh my God, that was before they caught that guy!'” We could make history tonight and we don't even know with whom. he You know, you know, or she! It could be a woman. …it won't be. It was never like that. Kind of like a best director.”
On the plus side, Glaser marveled at the dual filter Selena Gomez He brought her fiancé, a music producer Benny Blanco, As its history. “Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who gave him that wish,” the comedian added. “Oh man, lucky man!”
This is the first time Glaser has graced the Globes, taking over the reins from fellow comedian Joe Koi.
“I'm thrilled to be hosting the Golden Globes. It's one of my favorite nights of television and now I get a front row seat (in fact, I think I should host from the stage).” He said in a statement Shared in August 2024. “The Golden Globes are not only a huge night for TV and film but also for comedy. “It's one of the few times that show business not only allows for loving ridicule, but encourages it (at least I hope so).”
“It's an exciting but challenging gig because it's live, unpredictable and in front of Hollywood's biggest stars, who may also be exhausted sitting next to their exes,” she added at the time.
Late last month, Glaser predicted she would “succeed” in her hosting responsibilities.
“Maybe I won't prove it in some people's eyes, but I will prove it in my eyes because I've built a system that does it, and I couldn't have worked harder on it.” F-Boy Island Hosts He said CBS Sunday Morning On December 29, 2024. “I thrive on anxiety. I like to feel like, “Oh, what's going to happen?” I love this feeling. I kill him when I'm worried.”
Glaser also hoped that none of her jokes at the Globes would be too mean-spirited.
“I think my new challenge is that I want to be known as a cool celebrity,” Glaser added. “I just want to be someone that people say, ‘Oh, she's really great to work with.’ She was really nice to us, and not in a fake way. … I want to spread honesty.”
Last year's party went viral after Coy, 53, died. He made an obvious dig Upon attendance Taylor Swift.
“The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL? At the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear,” he said during the January 2024 broadcast, referring to the 35-year-old pop star. Years old who often appears on the Jumbotron screen during his friend. Travis KelseyFootball matches.
Swift He looked visibly upset for the joke, prompting Coy to issue an apology.
Glaser, for her part, is A famous fan of Swift And the singer even attended Tour of the ages More than 20 times. before Sunday party, she is He said diverse She did not plan to mention Swift during the broadcast.